Overly Attached Sun and More Space Meme Mashups

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Overly Attached Sun: When I die I'm taking you with me.

Overly Attached Earth: When you die, you're taking me with you? That's okay, my world revolves around you.

Overly Attached Moon: I will never face away from you. That way I can look at you forever.

Conspiracy Saturn: WHAT IF THE 72 LBS OF PLUTONIUM ON THE CASSINI PROBE DUE TO FALL INTO MY ATMOSPHERE IN 2017 GETS CRUSHED HARD ENOUGH BY THE PRESSURE TO TRIGGER A NUCLEAR CHAIN REACTION THAT TURNS ME INTO A SECOND SUN?

Good Guy Jupiter: Uses immense gravity to shepherd stray asteroids. Keeps them from hitting Earth.

Overly Attached Earth: The only way I'll let you stop touching me is if you run 25,000 mph vertically.

Confession Meteor: Thought dinosaurs were ugly and stupid so I killed them all.

Scumbag Sun: Spend time apart and you get a vitamin D deficiancy. Spend time together and you get cancer.

Overly Attached Earth: If you ever try to leave me for another planet you'll suffocate, be poisoned, get cancer, and freeze to death all at the same time.

Am I the only Sun around here capable of producing habitable planets that spawn life?

Scumbag Sun: Is the hottest thing you've ever seen. Blinds you for life if you stare for too long.

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